The littlest hen lays the biggest eggs

The night we killed all the roosters, Tim did everything he could to talk me into letting Big Chicken, #20, one of only two "buff" (orange) chickens live. That was the chick Tim kept sneaking into the house after the others had moved out to the barn. Big Chicken was the one to sit by the warm air vent on Tim's computer and keep him company. Big Chicken was the one to snuggle up on a reluctant and curious Tilly. Big Chicken was named such because he was nearly twice as big as the other chicks even in their first weeks of life - a tell-tale sign of being male. Meanwhile, Little Chicken, #19, the only other "buff" (orange) chick, the mini-me to Big Chicken, was the last to fit into the leg bands, weighing more than an ounce less than Big Chicken by the time they grew their first feathers (at a wee 4 ounces).

Little Chicken was always a little odd - while the other chicks grew in a round and fluffy matter, little chicken grew long and sleek. Other chicks weighing less than Little Chicken had fatter legs and feet, fitting the leg bands a week earlier than Little Chicken. Little Chicken was the first to grow a full set of wing feathers, which further accentuated the difference between the long thin bird and the fluffy, round flock-mates.

It's cheating to post the same picture twice, even a year later, but it must be done!

Here is the first batch of chickens, last year, early June.

Note the clear rooster perched on the bottom rung with a bright red comb growing. 

Also see the two orange chickens, Big Chicken on the left and Little Chicken on the right.

When it came time to kill off the extra roosters, only the two we still have looked anything like roosters - the rest looked pretty generic and indistinguishable from the hens. To pick which to kill and which to keep, we compared their growth charts - roosters are supposed to grow and develop a little faster than hens; we watched their behavior for signs of dominance - young roosters attempting to learn the chicken mating rituals; and we looked at their combs. While both roosters and hens can grow combs, the roosters tent to have big, beautiful, bright red crowns on their heads and waddles under their beaks, while the hens keep their combs more dull colors and close to their heads. In a flock of all-hens, one hen sometimes has a comb that is a little redder and fuller than the others, and takes on more of a leadership role, but that's as much as I've seen - and only when there is no rooster.

Some of the young hens last summer had almost no visible combs, while some of the young roosters clearly had bigger combs than I'd expect on even a full-grown hen. Other members of the flock were harder to tell the difference, but overall, I felt we did a good job with our sexing, and that the numbers came out to be about half the flock male and female was reassuring.

As the remaining hens and two roosters grew, my confidence in our process grew as we seemed to be right on all accounts. My fear we had accidentally killed a star-layer, mistaken for a rooster, before she had a chance was countered by the distinct lack of hidden roosters in our flock - until one day in fall. Suddenly, my smallest, most effeminate chicken was sporting something big and floppy and red off the top of it's head. It looked like a mistake that should be removed. The other chickens seemed to agree and picked at it a bit. On top of this tiny hen was a comb big enough to rival our star roosters, but flopped over and sad looking.

Suddenly I had doubts. Most strongly was the doubt that this particular bird fit into what kids these days call the "gender binary". I had yet to see crowing, particularly striking tail feathers, any sort of respectable size, or mounting, yet I also hadn't seen any time being done in a nest box, being mounted by the roosters, and there was that comb to think about. And maybe one striking tail feather starting to poke up. Chicken #19 was changed from "her" to "it" and marked for the next butchering date. Tim, desperate to save the last little yellow chick, tried to convince me of Little Chickens merits - reminiscent of the plea for Big Chicken. This time, however, Tim tried to claim that Little Chicken was the mysterious hen behind the large, round, white eggs in the hayloft of the goat barn. No evidence.

This morning, I headed down to the the barn for our morning ritual of feeding and letting everyone out, counting chicks and gathering eggs. As soon as I opened the door to the barn, the flock followed me in. If Little Chicken and Russia had elbows, they would have elbowed me out of the way. First, the big white hen jumped into the hay manger. We fed another flake of hay to the goats last night, so their cozy nest was gone. Russia circled and scratched and tried to get cozy for some laying. Little Chicken watched from her perch on the wall, squawking what sounded distinctly like "HURRY UP IN THERE! I GOTTA GO!" After a minute, Little Chicken gave up on waiting and hopped down to the hay, crawling under Russia and booting her out of the nest. Russia gave up and hopped down to the floor, protesting loudly. In under five minutes, a large, round, white egg popped out of our very little bird. I've had chickens since I was about 3 years old, but surprisingly, today was the first time in my life I have actually watched a hen lay an egg. I don't think Little Chicken even bothered to sit on the nest for a minute - more pushing and squatting than what Mama Number 9 is doing with her developing eggs.

Little Chicken on the hay-nest (They do have nice nest boxes in their own barn...)

- Side note - Speaking of those mama hens, Mama Ukraine and her three chicks have joined in the evening levitation practice, sleeping way up on the nest box shelf instead of down on the floor. I am trying to get them used to sleeping somewhere else before our December 1st hatch date when Mama Number 9 will hopefully need the good spot on the floor.

Back in the house, I added Little Chicken's latest egg to the carton and noticed that she is my dominant layer - providing a third of the eggs and being the only hen to seem to lay every day. Russia Hen, who was next onto the hay bale, gave me a tiny brown egg, making her my second most frequent layer and producer of the smallest eggs of the flock. In one glorious morning, Little Chicken has moved from the "red banded" kill list to the "green banded" long lifespan list. As the only bearer of such bright plumage, and best layer, she has proven herself to have valuable genetics, floppy comb included.

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I hate to make our family a footnote to a lengthy post on chicken gender identity, but so it goes!

Fish Expo: Ronnie posing as a fisherman, Ariel, Tim, and Joe admiring.

Tim's dad, Joe, and Joe's bride, Ronnie, returned to California yesterday after a brief visit during "Fish Expo" - the Holiday Market of Commercial Fisherman - radars and rain gear galore! Ronnie made a large batch of cookies the night before they left, but the cookies didn't even last until their departure. Thank you Ronnie for the delicious cookies!

Daniel shoveling and packing leaves, Petunia Goat helping by eating some.

Brother Daniel and his fiance, Amanda, spent today house-hunting on the mainland - hopefully they will soon have a place of their own. Yesterday Daniel got busy helping me with some manual labor around the farm - moving leaves down to the compost pile and stacking firewood by our bedroom door.

Dry firewood piled against our bedroom door. Old barn door leaning to act as a roof. 

This is the wood from the branches Dad "pruned" when we first moved in, now well seasoned.

We are looking forward visiting Tim's birth mother, Dawn, as well as Joe and Roni and meeting Roni's family, over Christmas. My parents are planing to be here, gifting us with farm and puppy-sitting for a few days while we get away. I try not to post about the future - it's cheating and not being present - but this is exciting news to share.

The last delicate flowers to survive the week of frost and remind us of spring.